googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: aiclan, via freemethforall)

someonehelpwillgraham:

“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”

[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

(via dulect)

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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boaz-priestly:

consulting-sonic:

thestrangesherlcokian:

youcanttakethetardisfromme:

frickmyphone:

IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON

THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT.  SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON.  BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET

THANK YOU TUMBLR

WHY ARE WE YELLING

BECAUSE THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE

(Source: sadmisandrist, via starlitfaces)

getoffmybloghoe:

*third wheels at your honeymoon*

(via casisindeansass)